Of course we won’t find out the results of Shaq vs. Michael Phelps until September, but you have every right to preview Shaq’s mohawk.
Not overly impressive; looks to be the remnants of a once respectable Caesar. Nevertheless, Shaq will be booed mercilessly in visits to the Verizon Center, and the hope is that the mohawk [...]
I don’t care if it’s the pool, the basketball court, or who can make it to the car from the front entrance of the mall first; you have to have super discipline to thrive in a setting that has been contaminated with an open challenge. Only the best can do it, and once they accomplish [...]
I never wanted to admit that Michael Phelps was a weed head, but looking at the title of his recently-released children’s book, I’m starting to go the other way on my feelings.
“How to Train with a T. Rex and Win 8 Gold Medals.”
Clearly, hallucinations are a part of this literature aimed at America’s youth. The [...]
Everyone’s favorite bong smokin’ record-breaking swimmer is back in the news, this time for a bet on Mine That Bird that wasn’t at the Kentucky Derby.
The 14-time gold medal winner is an admitted novice to the Sport of Kings, so he decided prior to the day that he was going to be $20 on [...]
I really don’t know what the ‘Today’ Show was seeking to get from Micahel Phelps other than the publicly auditory apology and acknowledgment that hitting a bong is dumb. Was there a level of contrition that producers were expecting that he hasn’t already expressed? Did you really think he would come on T.V. and say, [...]
So the pigs in South Carolina aren’t going to pursue charges against Michael Phelps for hitting a bong in South Carolina. Good.
Now we can all start the countdown for 2012, when Phelps is scheduled to be caught in a compromising situation at the Phillips Inner Harbor with several strippers, a metal detector wand and peyote.
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As if things couldn’t get any worse for Michael Phelps and his bong saga, a group of pro-cannabis activists have mobilized in support of Maryland’s beloved hemp-smoking Olympian.
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We’ve had our fun now. We’ve pressed the issue on how stupid it was for Michael Phelps to toke up at a college party and get snapped by citizen paparazzi. He’s acknowledged how dumb it was to do.
He’s lost some money on the deal.
And now, it’s time for everybody to leave Micheal Phelps alone.
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Apparently, Richland County police officials are in need of some attention. They are investigating possible criminal behavior committed by Michael Phelps, to make a determination of whether charges should be filed.
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He got a DUI a few years ago, and now he’s been busted toking on a bong. Looks like Michael Phelps is so high off his own supply of fame, that he doesn’t know the meaning of “bring the party to your house.”
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