There are some things in life that are just universally true. Love. Hate. Winning. Losing. And at the center of these truths, the key to many of life’s questions, is Elijah Dukes. Some people recognize this powerful and mystical product of nature, but for those who don’t, here are some basic facts about the force [...]
Seriously, is there a more harrowing tale of inadequate play and disengaged fans than the Washington Nationals? Not for my money. The Washington Wizards, the down years of the Washington Redskins, even the Baltimore Orioles can’t come close to the 2008 Nats. You have to go into Mike Tyson, Len Bias territory to find a [...]
The Washington Nationals might soon receive a call from the Guiness Book of World Records, because it’s highly likely no other Major League Baseball team in the history of mankind has had this many injuries in one season. Elijah Dukes is now on the disabled list with a torn meniscus, making him the eighth starter [...]
Shout out to Bugs and Cranks for this one, but I am sincerely praying for this to turn out untrue. The baseball blog has published a report from a Dominican outlet that has all-world lunatic Elijah Dukes headed to the Washington Nationals. Apparently, the Nats believe that Dukes is not as problematic as the media [...]
