Posts Tagged ‘DeShawn Stevenson’

DeShawn Stevenson Won’t Stop Defacing Himself

First it was multiple tattoos about his face and neck. Now we’re getting our first glimpses at DeShawn Stevenson’s ducktail.
Seriously, I hope the Wizards have a psychologist on staff, because these are clear signs of some kind of personality diagnosis.

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DeShawn Stevenson Looks Crazy as Hell

Let be the first to say, DeShawn Stevenson looks like his face should be a graffiti objective in the Grand Theft Auto series.

There is no politically correct way to put it; DeShawn Stevenson looks like a jerk. A backwards Pittsburgh Pirates logo on your face? A crack on your forehead? Abraham Lincoln on your [...]

DeShawn Stevenson Knows How The Wizards’ Bread is Buttered

DeShawn Stevenson is neither hot nor cold to me. Sometimes, he can be a productive force on the basketball court, and sometimes he can be lost in his own delusions of talent.
Sometimes he can say provocative and meaningful things, and sometimes, he can be Captain Bojangles.
In spite of his dueling perspectives on professionalism and life, [...]

Judge Mathis Finds DeShawn Stevenson’s Blazer in Contempt

The smirk says it all, right along with DeShawn Stevenson’s general aura of cluelessness.
Gracias, Mottrams.

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LeBron James, You Complete Us

In a season where there’s not much to talk about aside from when Gilbert Arenas is coming back and how high JaVale McGee can jump, its nice to know that the Washington Wizards rivalry with LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers still gives us that spark to be as ignorant as we wanna be.
Especially when [...]

So That’s Why DeShawn Stevenson Sucks This Year

He’s been injured. Since training camp.

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Predicting the Injuries of the Washington Wizards

It’s over before it even gets started.
It was bad enough with Gilbert Arenas being out for knee problems, but Antawn Jamison too? What’s next, Caron Butler turns an ankle while runway modeling?
Will DeShawn Stevenson sprain the thumb on his shooting hand while swiping his black card at a Downtown Locker Room 80’s Gear Blowout sale? [...]

DeShawn Stevenson and youtube Are Not Compatible

Courtesy of Mr. Irrelevant, (Congratulations to J. Mottram on the new baby) here’s DeShawn Stevenson of the Washington Wizards dancing around and lip syncing Usher:

Did you ever notice when DeShawn winds up on youtube, it’s usually not a good thing? It’s usually him losing in a shooting contest, drunkenly awkward in a D.C. club, or [...]

Why Nick Young is the Key to the Washington Wizards’ Playoff Hopes

My stance on the Washington Wizards future is primarily staked on their lack of a scoring or defensive post presence. Not that every team in the league but the Wizards has a big man, but their need for a banger is just more apparent than with other squads.
But when analyzing what has taken the Wizards [...]

Did Soulja Boi Save the Washington Wizards’ Season?

No one is confusing the Washington Wizards with the 80’s Detroit Pistons, but the Wiz kids appeared to get under the thick skin of LeBron James last night. Washington is usually not an astute fan base to delve into message boards and articles to find quirky facts to chant about during games, so the Soulja [...]