Posts Tagged ‘Chris Cooley’

Chris Cooley Breaks Tibia, Hearts Across the DMV

Oh the irony of the Washington Redskins. The team’s best talent and most marketable player goes down with a broken tibia while running a route. Oddly enough, it may be a blessing in disguise for the Redskins’ offense. Without Cooley on the field to provide a comfortable target for Jason Campbell, the QB starting looking [...]

Chris Cooley is Mean Muggin’

Because I can’t get enough of the Cooleys these days, here’s Chris working the wheel of clay. Technorati Tags: Chris Cooley

Tanner Cooley: The Smartest Man in Washington D.C.

Plenty of all-star caliber athletes have siblings that are known solely for being the siblings of all-stars. But Tanner Cooley is something different. Something suddenly and disarmingly smart enough that we not only know who he is, but care about him being more than the bridge between the world and Chris Cooley. Technorati Tags: Chris [...]

Teammates Cooling on Jason Campbell?

Jason Campbell’s teammates are treading a very thin line between blatantly distancing themselves from the quarterback, or extremely lacking savvy when it comes to media questions about the quarterback. Take today’s Washington Post article about Campbell ignoring the critics. The headline makes you think that teammates will come out and talk about his strong camp, [...]

Get Stalked By the Chris Cooley Fathead

If this were my home office, I’d be like “Hey Chris, man, I know we agreed you wouldn’t parade around here in the short shorts, but all jokes, I don’t like the way you’re constantly over my shoulder, dawg.” H/T – @dcsportsbog via @TimLemkeTWT via Fathead Technorati Tags: Chris Cooley, Fathead

Chris Cooley Sets a Dead Cow on Fire

There are plans for the video version to emerge soon, but the short of this story is that Chris Cooley found a dead cow on his property and elected to set it on fire. My hope for this circumstance is two fold; one, that by promoting this particular post, I’m not dry snitching when PETA [...]

Ricky Sanders. Gary Clark. Motion Capture Suits.

Ricky Sanders and Gary Clark were members of a receiving corps that was among the NFL’s elite in the late 80′s and early 90′s. And much like the team they once played for, they too are shells of themselves, as accurately depicted by this “commercial” appearance with Chris Cooley. Courtesy @GridironGala via Mister Irrelevant Technorati [...]

Profanity, Nudity and Money – Yep, It’s a Chris Cooley Reality Show

If it wasn’t blog worthy, content like this would usually fall well below my strict standards for blog posting. However, it is the trailer for a Chris Cooley reality show entitled, “The Cooley Zone.” WARNING – The titling about profanity and nudity, that’s all true. Jump with caution. Technorati Tags: Chris Cooley, Washinton Redskins

Chris Cooley is the First Amendment

For everything that is wrong with the Washington Redskins organization, you have to credit them for one thing. The players that they secure, specifically through the draft, are some of the most engaging and approachable rich men you could ever hope to meet, let alone cheer for. Daniel Snyder has proven to be little more [...]

Chris Cooley Interviews Terrell Suggs, Skins Fans Still Don’t Get It

We’ve already discussed why it makes no sense for Redskins fans to root against the Ravens this weekend. And so to make their hatred seem even more unreasonable, I give you Chris Cooley’s interview with Terrell Suggs, in which he mocks the futile attempts of his teammate to block T-Sizzle, suggests an end zone dance, [...]