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More Washington Nationals Mascot Failure

Posted on March 2, 2009, 4:12 pm, by JC, under MLB.

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First, we had the images. Now, it’s the footage.

Complete with choreographed moves to “Thriller,” we can safely call this the worst mascot reintroduction in D.C. sports history. If you can bear to watch long enough, there’s a grand finale to Beyonce’s “Single Ladies.”

The Nats are lucky Ted Leonsis isn’t in charge, because he would have looked at this for four seconds before texting Dr. Manhattan with an order to disintegrate the entire room.