Weed Addicts Unite For Michael Phelps, Will Likely Forget Kellogg Boycott in Days
As if things couldn’t get any worse for Michael Phelps and his bong saga, a group of pro-cannabis activists have mobilized in support of Maryland’s beloved hemp-smoking Olympian.
“Kellogg’s had no problem signing up Phelps when he had a conviction for drunk driving, an illegal act that could actually have killed someone,” said Rob Kampia, the group’s executive director. “To drop him for choosing to relax with a substance that’s safer than beer is an outrage, and it sends a dangerous message to young people.”
What an amazingly lucid and intelligently provocative thing to say. Until you get to the bottom of the Marijuana Policy Project’s petition.
“Given all these facts and the total disregard for your customer base … we the undersigned plan to BOYCOTT your products. And we’re serious. Even though the Pop Tarts thing will be HARD.”
Tony the Tiger scoffs. You may now resume your regularly scheduled LOL’ing at A-Rod, already in progress.
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