Old Spice Should Sue the Maryland Terrapins
The irony is almost fragrant in its own right. The Terps positively stink it up in a tournament sponsored by an antiperspirant manufacturer.
Who couldn’t see that this was going to be a massacre? The guess is that they didn’t think the two teams would actually wind up playing for third, but that’s how it happened. And boy, did it happen all over the court.
Old Spice is the true loser in all of this. Not only did they have a game with regional interest in the consolation bracket, but then the Georgetown Hoyas had to come in and find more reasons to mock the Terrapins aside from a lower class of attractive female students and subpar academic standards.
Now the whole Old Spice Swagger campaign is ruined. All that money they put into LL Cool J and Brian Urlacher telling the world how deodorant can make you millions of dollars and physically attractive is out the window. How can you trust a brand that puts that kind of hot-garbage match-up on the floor?
Its easy to see why these teams have only played three times in nearly thirty years, because there’s no way I would want to get my ass kicked on a Saturday night, only to go chill at Ibiza and see the same dudes that just executed the ass kicking enjoying themselves. No way in the world.
At least you can give Gary Williams credit for one thing, he may drive kids away from playing at College Park, but he certainly doesn’t give them any room for buyer’s remorse when he meets up with them.
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