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Five Ways to Celebrate Tony Romo’s Injury

Washington Redskins fans, rejoice; Tony Romo is on the shelf for the next four weeks with a broken pinkie.

That’s good news in the face of a home loss to the St. Louis Rams, so here’s five ways for Redskins fans to bask in the dimming light of the Cowboys’ star.

5. Upgrade the rear view of your primary vehicle. - If you don’t have the heart to get F ROMO vanity plates, at least get yourself some truck nuts. No Redskins’ fan is riding in style without one of these accoutrements.

4. Pen an angry letter to Brian Mitchell. - Brian Mitchell gets off on thinking he’s some kind of “tough love guru” for the young Redskins. Little does he know Pete Kendall is likelier to pile drive him into a box of peanuts at Five Guys than to accept his wisdom. You know he’ll blame the recent loss on the youth of the Skins’, so be motivated by Romo’s injury and tell Mitchell how you really feel about him.

3. Invite Pete Kendall to your presidential debate watch party. - Pete Kendall is taking yesterday’s loss really hard. You should cheer him up by inviting him over for pizza, beer and fundamental differences in economic policy and foreign diplomacy.

2. Email your friend that likes Dallas every hour, on the hour with the ESPN.com story on Romo. - Did you know that since his first start two years ago, Romo has more passing touchdowns than anyone else in the league? Yeah. The Cowboys are going to miss that something terrible.

1. Try to find your local Tony Roma’s, and laugh at your impending failure. - You have to travel to Ravens country to find the nearest one, because the one in Bowie flopped a while ago. Even restaurants that are vaguely close to Romo in name deserve to be mocked.

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