Michael Beasley Has a Chest Made of Marshmallows
Seriously, when you are the second pick of the 2008 NBA Draft, and one of the best rookie prospects to come out of college since 2007, you shouldn’t be leaving your first practice after an elbow to the chest.
That’s par for the course, Michael Beasley. And the fact that Shaquille O’Neal or Alonzo Mourning wasn’t on the other end of the elbow makes you look even softer. Chances are, it wasn’t even Udonis Haslem, whom according to the official Miami Heat roster, is smaller than you.
PG County doesn’t roll like that, son. Man up.
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