Ken Stabler Is Allergic To Sobriety
Ken Stabler got his third DUI yesterday morning. We can now officially classify Stabler as a victim of the Pacman Principle. Haven’t heard of it yet? It’s simple.
Athletic entitlement to the point of insanity.
Pacman Jones believed that his money, his athletic prowess, and his fame enabled him to be a regular strip club patron no matter what. Never mind the fact that the majority of his visits in the last few years always seemed to turn out like a scene of of Grand Theft Auto IV, he was going to be up in those shaker clubs against all odds.
No we’ve got Stabler, who appears to be wrestling with the monkey on his back something serious. The Pacman Principle is not to say that Stabler doesn’t have a terrible disease in alcoholism, because he does. The entitlement comes in when Stabler doesn’t have the sense God gave a mongoose to stay in the house and hit the bottle.
The good news is that this will probably be the scenario that ultimately leads Stabler to some real help. That bad news is Nick Saban has to find a new partner for next year’s Alma Mater Celebrity Golf Tournament.
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This cat still doesn’t have anything on Todd Marinovich, who by last accounts was skating around Newport Beach with a guitar case full of drugs trying to avoid the po-pos.
So that’s why that dude looked so familiar on Cops the other night…