The Boston Celtics are your 2008 NBA Champions. Go crazy, Bostonians.
But don’t go THIS crazy. Don’t be a former prosecutor acquitted of not one, not two, but three rape charges that gets arrested in the post game celebration. Don’t have your arrest include charges of disturbing the peace, assault on a police officer, and resisting arrest.
And most of all, don’t do all that after being named one of People Magazine’s 50 Most Eligible Bachelors.
No, don’t do that.
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I’ll never read People again…..wait, I don’t read that crap in the first place.