And now, your afternoon sports revelations.
5. Greivis Vasquez has ankle surgery - The Terp guard that was as consistent as the Baltimore rail system had surgery today, sidelining him for the summer. He is expected to resume normal activities - which include macking your girl, and poor three pointer attempts, this fall.
4. So now you want to help the horses? - The Thoroughbred Safety Committee today proposed new restrictions on steroids, toe grabs, and whips. The proposal did not include how Barry Bonds benefitted through this same measures from 2000-2006.
3. Terrell Owens absent from mini-camp - In related news, Flavor Flav has been reported absent from sanity and cultural relevance for the better part of the last four years.
2. USA Basketball roster to be announced next week - The mystery of Chris Paul or Deron Williams being the starting point guard will finally be solved.
1. Javon Walker needs help - Even rappers don’t take it this far.
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