Thanks to the D.C. Sports Bog, you now have the inside track on the new blogging job being offered by the Washington Redskins. Apparently, you’ll have full-reign to discuss Clinton Portis’ jaunt at the Country Music Awards, Chris Cooley’s nuptial plans, and Where in the World is Brandon Lloyd.
But if you were smart, you wouldn’t do it. Here’s five reasons why you should never, EVER blog for the Washington Redskins.
5. You’ll have no creative license - Daniel Snyder’s idea of liberal creativity in reference to his team is in how many references you can make about Redskins Radio programming, and even then, he might get a little sensitive if you big up Washington Post writers.
4. So, Say goodbye to facts - No matter how poorly the Redskins might do, you can expect to only blog about the greatness of the coaching staff, the hard-fighting team, and the staff that loves Mr. Snyder. It’s a wonder you’ll even be able to post Skins gameday pics without the Danny suing you for copyright infringement. (Since Califan doesn’t get the point of conversational tones in blogging, here’s looking at you, kid.)
3. The players will hate you - The players hate Daniel Snyder about as much as the fans do, but they will hate the representative responsible for making the franchise look "cool" even more.
2. You’ll be fired in 48 hours anyway - Daniel Snyder has a higher employee turnover ratio than Six Flags America. If Ted DiBiase couldn’t keep employees satisfied, what make you think his NFL counterpart can?
1. It’s much more fun to blog about the Redskins then it is to blog for them - Save your independence. Don’t become another Snyder statistic. Preserve your right to call the Washington Redskins a poorly managed team ran by the worst owner in pro sports. Steinz will thank you for it.
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This blog just proves you’ve never actually worked with the team in any capacity.
But congrats for you - you’ve managed to “save your independence” by becoming a sheep and repeating what you’ve heard from all the other talking heads. You go girl.
“So goodbye to facts”
That seems to apply to your blog as well, I see. (and shouldn’t it be “SAY goodbye to facts”?)
Murf you are a faggot. Just because you get paid NOTHING to cover the Redskins for Extremeskins doesnt make you an expert. I dont know why your calling anyone a girl, last time I checked, you have the frame of a 14 year old girls and would get stomped talking like that to someones face.
While this blog “proves you’ve never actually worked with the team in any capacity”
Your blog and comment here prove that you are a little whiny bitch hiding behind a computer, and in real life wouldnt say shit.
JC, be carful, this guy “covered Renaldo Wynns car show”
Wow!
I once sucked Ethan Albrights penis in the Redskins locker room!
Hopefully next season I can blow Jim Zorn!
Give that man the job! There’s just no way I or any mortal blogger can compete with the line “You Go, Girl.”
You actually thought adding a comma after “So” fixed it lol!! It makes even LESS sense now than it did as a typo.
“You actually thought adding a comma after “So” fixed it lol!! It makes even LESS sense now than it did as a typo.”
And you actually came back here and re-read the blog?
Dude, you’re a faggot like Murf. Fuck both you bitches.