Not to hate on the guy or anything, but the City of Baltimore might as well make Baltimore Oriole legend Cal Ripken Jr. the head of public works. At least that way, we’ll be able to genuinely be displeased for the town naming all of its streets after him.
Nothing personal against the Iron Man, it’s just that they should go all in if every seven years the city is going to erect, name or emblazon something in his honor. In 2001, Lee St. near Camden Yards was renamed Ripken Way. Now, its a highway sign coming off of I-395 near the stadium that reads Ripken Way. Just dye the Harbor orange and replace the Domino Sugar plant sign with a number 8 jersey, for crying out loud.
Okay. We got it. We should all be living the Ripken Way. Double entendres shouldn’t be so heavy.
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