So apparently some clown had the bright idea to post terroristic threats on a website about blowing up several NFL stadiums around the country. The fool pleaded guilty today, and the PATRIOT Act as going to light his ass up something fierce. Al Qaeda couldn’t be more embarrassed.
Jake J. Brahm of Wisconsin wanted to be the 2008 version of the Unabomber. What’s worse in a situation like this; that an American could think it’s funny to make crank threats while Americans are dying over the BS everyday, or that we actually have to take stuff like this seriously?
Back in the day, a well-timed bomb threat at the school made for a perfect Tuesday afternoon chilling at home. Now, it’s a enough to evacuate a small township. Fire alarms? Everybody hit the basketball court for an early recess. Now it calls for you to be trained in basic HAZMAT response strategies.
The moral of the story is, threats are funny or cool anymore. We have to look at each and every one of them with the keenest of eyes and the most attentive of ears. Want a good joke? Call the Washington Redskins and ask how much tickets are for a family of four.
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